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- Uncle Joe.
- You desire some?
- No. I need you to focus, Uncle Joe.
- focus on what?
Why were you to run from
the police? Madea? What happened?
Mabel constantly running
from the police, Cora.
You"re mama been running
from the police. She"s a ho.
Po-po. The po-po come,
she"s running choose a ho.
Your mama always running
from the police.
I"m sorry to tell you,
your mama is a po-po ho.
That silly is a thug.
That"s right. Her mama a gangsta.
King Kong ain"t obtained nothing top top her.
- obtained nothing ~ above her.
- stop talking about mama.
- I"m not talking around her.
- You go on-
- how you all doing?
- Hey, Brian.
- I simply saw the news.
What is walking on
with you and also Madea?
- What"s happening? room you all right?
- ns ain"t all right.
I can"t feel my large toes.
I"ll tell you, as soon as your parents acquire to be
a particular age, it"s like raising children.
My kids don"t provide me trouble
like you and also Madea are giving me.
What is the matter?
Have you lost your mind?
Madea"s top top probation. I don"t know
what she was reasoning about.
That never stopped her mom.
I gained her the end of trouble.
She"s going come jail this time.
To the big house, prison, the slammer.
They"re gonna lock she up...
...press her down, shake it together,
gonna be in she bosom.
- I"m telling you, she-
- Mr. Brown!
Oh, wait, y"all walk ahead.
Finish what y"all to be saying.
Come on, Cora, let"s walk to down there,
see if we can get her out there.
They gonna lock her up.
She"s going come the slammer.
- to the big jail.
- Mr. Brown.
- we don"t require you come go.
- I acquired to go. They"ll placed her in Alcatraz.
She"s gonna it is in in solitary condition.
They gonna lock her big behind.
- It"s Alcatraz.
Get the hell on out of here.
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Tyler Perry (born Emmitt Perry Jr.; September 13, 1969) is an American actor, playwright, and filmmaker. In 2011, Forbes listed him as the highest possible paid man in entertainment, earning $130 million USD in between May 2010 and 2011.Perry created and also performs the Madea character, a hard elderly black woman. Perry"s films vary in style from orthodox filmmaking approaches to filmed productions of live stage plays. Perry is estimated to have earned approximately US$75 million through 2008. Plenty of of Perry"s stage-play movies have been subsequently adapted as films.Perry wrote and produced many stage plays throughout the 1990s and also early 2000s. Perry has arisen several tv series, many notably Tyler Perry"s residence of Payne, i m sorry ran because that eight seasons on TBS from June 21, 2006, to august 10, 2012. ~ above October 2, 2012, Perry to win an exclude, multi-year partnership with Oprah Winfrey and her Oprah Winfrey Network. The cooperation was mainly for the sake of bringing scripted tv to the OWN, based on Perry"s ahead success in this area. Perry has produced multiple scripted collection for the network, The Haves and the have actually Nots being its most successful. The Haves and also the have actually Nots has offered OWN its highest possible ratings to day as that 2014, through the series also described as "one of OWN"s biggest success stories through its weekly sheep of soapy fun, filled with the usual betrayals, affairs, and manipulations."more…